It so happens that recently I stumbled upon quite a few funny machine translations, so I though about sharing some of them with you. Enjoy!
Oh, and if you want to find the reason for these bad machine translations, Mox’s blog very clearly shows that it’s simply due to dumb translation custom
Note that not everything is Chinese. When I went to Florida in February, a major car hire company proudly announced in Spanish that their child seats were very safe because *children* had been crash-tested i.a.w. state laws. (A pity I did not have my camera with me!)